in fact, i’d define true love as the ability to share one fridge* with the same person for seventeen years without resorting to fists. it also helps if you also toss in the occassional crumb of affection.
- charlie brooker
that you start your life a sweet child, believing in everything under your father’s roof? then comes the day of the laodiceans, when you know you are wretched and miserable and poor and blind and naked, and with the visage of a gruesome, grieving ghost you go shuddering through nightmare life.
she said “oh why should i have to pay taxes, school’s are rubbish. i’ve got to pay for buses. i don’t use the buses anymore.”
well, i think that you’ll find the reason is that this country isn’t run exclusively for you, you fucking moron.